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Was the anal sex scene in Bruno real?
The one where the gay dude is peddling the bike with a dildo attached which is violating Bruno. Did Sacha really take it in the pooper?
I doubt it. It's censored in all versions so I suppose he wasn't actually penetrated.
How can i tell if my hymen is broken?
i've never had actual SEX, but i did gymnastics, cheerleading, dance, rode horses, rode a bike...etc. i'm wondering if it could possibly already be broken? i've never had any weird bleeding, like while i wasnt on my period, so if i did break it, it must have been while i was on my period....i know this sounds gross, but could i possibly be able to look in the mirror and see if it's there or not? i honestly DON'T stick things inside me like fingers or anything, lol. i feel like such a loser. i'm not gonna lie, i've been fingered ONCE but there was no bleeding. is there any way i can check to see? and no im not buying a dildo, as i am only 16. is it possible for fingers to reach it? and how far up there is it?
Possibly yes it could have been broken. Do you even know where the hymen is? The hymen is NOT far inside your vagina. It's not inside your vagina at all! That's a myth! It is right on the outside of your vagina and it is visible. It blocks your vagina entrance. It is clear to see. Look at your vagina and you will see it if it is there. It basically is skin blocking the vagina entrance. So you may have broken it because not all girls bleed.
Man who had sex with a bike?
I just read a news article about a man who got arrested and put on the sex offenders list for having sex with a bike.

Now im not saying this is normal but... wtf? How can you ARREST someone for that? And then put them on the sex offenders list? He was not doing it in public, he was behind locked doors ...

I am just shocked. Does that not mean dildos and pocket pu**ies should be banned?

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1…
I guess we would need to understand the law regarding "Sexual breach of the peace" to know how he could be arrested for that (especially in private).

Whereas, My Watkins (below) must have been doing it in public (not many people have pavements in their homes!)

He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.

Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

I think sex toys are relatively safe - it's an entire industry!

Gee, the human race is odd!
Passing people with a bicycle?
Have you ever had a dill-weed step or ride in front of you when your trying to pass while riding your bicycle?

I ring my bell and announce "Passing on the left" and the dildo will step or turn his bike in front of me.
I installed an air horn ( Air Zound ) I believe cost was 29.95 that will definitely get there attension and they do move or die from a heart attack.
Chistmas present for my best friend...?
what is a really good unbelievable unthinkable christmas present for my best friend... something tht will make up for the bad things i did to her this year (lying.. pranks etc.) she is a girl and into motor bike riding... i dont wanna get us tickets to something or anything really expensive... she likes shopping to...and alot like me... but not totally.... we are thirteen so not dildo's and tht stuff..lol

help asap...
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What should i do?
Ok..so my dad is very overprotective and he's getting me checked by the doctor to see if im still a virgin or not...now the problem is i am a virgin but i used a dildo before so my hymen is broken! Idk what to do..Im not in sports and i never ridden a bike before or did the splits or gymnastic and i didnt break it using a tampon cuz i use small tampons...so what do i do? what do i tell him? i cant say i used a dildo before...thats embaressing!!!
A doctor cannot tell if you are virgin or not.

There is no red dot that appears when you lose your virginity.

Don't worry about it.
How can I break my hymen myself?
Hi, I want to break my hymen myself, mostly because I don't want the pain and bleeding when I lose my virginity.
I've masturbated before using my fingers and something similar to a dildo but only about an inch thick, sorry to be graphic. And I've also been fingered.
But I'm sure that my hymen is still intact.
I also use tampons regularly.
I know that even if I don't have my hymen, sex for the first time may still hurt. It's the bleeding etc I don't want really.
I've swam a lot in the past, rode bikes, horse rode, done cartwheels frequently etc. But it's still there.
How can I break it myself?
Ideally, it should never break at all. It's much better for it to gradually stretch out, so that by the time you have sex, nothing needs to rip or tear or bleed.

You've already made a start on that by using a dildo. If you really want to prepare yourself for intercourse, you could try gradually increasing the size of the toys you use, until you can use one as big as a penis without feeling any pain. You can even buy sets of graduated dildo-like things that are designed for this very purpose. They're called "dilators," and I've included a link below to information on where you can get them. If you work your way through a set of dilators before you have sex for the first time, then you're extremely unlikely to have any bleeding, and if you do feel any pain, it shouldn't be much at all.

(Note: the site linked below is for women who have a condition called vaginismus, but the advice on how to use the dilators is equally good for virgins who just want to practice penetration in preparation for their first time.)
Should I play this song at the reception?
Okay I am a huge Rent-Head EVERYONE and their dog knows this. I have driven 8 hours to NYC Just to see some original cast members reprise their roles in rent (just to come back the next day). Did nothing else while I was there. lol. I plan to go to all 5 shows on the final tour when they are near here and drive 4 hours to Cleveland to see a few shows there too. Our first dance is going to be "Where Do I begin" by Idina Menzel (the original Maureen in the show) And our last dance will be Seasons of Love from the show too.
ANYWAYS on to the question:
So I want to play my all time favourite song (which is from the show) La Vie Boheme... problem it's a little dirty...okay there are parts that are REALLY dirty. lol There are no clean versions of it anywhere (it's impossible to have a clean version if you know anything about the song and the show). The only person it would offend is my grandma and her husband. Everyone else loves the song and would love dancing to it.Should I play it? It really does have a great message (especially if you know the story of the show)
For those who don't know the song I'll post the lyrics: (here's the video too) www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SPxtv3KW…

ANGEL
Who died?

BENNY
Our akita

MARK, RODGER, ANGEL, COLLINS
Evita

BENNY
They make fun -Yet I am the one
Attempting to do some good
Or do you really want a neighborhood
Where people piss on your stoop every night?

Bohemia, Bohemia
Is a fallacy in your head
This is Calcutta
Bohemia is dead

MARK
Dearly beloved, we gather here to say
our goodbyes

COLLINS & ROGER
Dies Irae - Dies Illa
Kyrie Eleison
Yitgadal V' Yitkadash (etc.)

MARK
Here she lies
No one knew her worth
The late great daughter of Mother Earth
On these nights when we celebrate the birth
In that little town of Bethlehem
We raise our glass- You bet your *** to-
La Vie Boheme

ALL
La Vie Boheme
La Vie Boheme
La Vie Boheme
La Vie Boheme

MARK
To days of inspiration,
Playing hookey, making something
Out of nothing, the need
To express-
To communicate,
To going against the grain,
Going insane,
Going mad

To loving tension, no pension
To more than one dimension,
To starving for attention,
Hating convention, hating pretension,
Not to mention of course,
Hating dear old mom and dad

To riding your bike
Midday past the three piece suits-
To fruits- To no absolutes-
To Absolut- To choice-
To the Village Voice-
To any passing fad

To being an us- For once-
Instead of a them-

ALL
La Vie Boheme
La Vie Boheme

MAUREEN
Is the equipment in a pyramid?

JOANNE
It is, Maureen

MAUREEN
The mixer dosn't have a case
Don't give me that face

MR. GREY
AHHEMM

MAUREEN
Hey Mister- She's my sister

MR. GREY
So that's five miso soup,
Four seaweed salad
Three soy burger dinner,
Two tofu dog platter
And one pasta with meatless balls

A BOY
Eww

COLLINS
It tastes the same

MIMI
If you close your eyes

MR. GREY
And thirteen orders of fries
Is that it here?

ALL
Wine and beer!

MIMI & ANGEL
To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries
To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese
To leather, to dildos, To curry Vindaloo
To Huevos Rancheros and Maya Angelou

MAUREEN & COLLINS
Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion,
Creation, Vacation

MARK
Mucho masturbation

MAUREEN & COLLINS
Compassion, to fashion, to passion
When it's new

COLLINS
To Sontag

ANGEL
To Sondheim

FOUR PEOPLE
To anything taboo

COLLINS & ROGER
Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage

COLLINS
Lenny Bruce

ROGER
Langston Hughes

MAUREEN
To the stage!

PERSON #1
To Uta

PERSON #2
To Buddha

PERSON #3
Pablo Neruda, too

MARK & MIMI
Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow
To blow off Auntie Em

ALL
La Vie Boheme

MAUREEN
And wipe the speakers off before you pack

JOANNE
Yes, Maureen

MAUREEN
Well- Hurry back

MR. GREY
Sisters?

MAUREEN
We're close

ANGEL, COLLINS, MAUREEN, MARK & MR GREY
Brothers!

MARK, ANGEL, MIMI & 3 OTHERS
Bisexuals, trisexuals, Homo Sapiens,
Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men,
Pee Wee Herman
German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein
Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa
Carmina Burana

ALL
To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy
Vaclav Havel- The Sex Pistols, 8BC
To no shame- Never playing the fame game

COLLINS
To marijuana

ALL
To sodomy
It's between God and me
To S & M

BENNY
Waiter...Waiter...Waiter

ALL
La Vie Boheme

COLLINS
In honor of the death of Bohemia an impromtu salon will commence immediately following dinner...
Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap, will perform her famous lawn chair-handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being
stirred.

ROGER
And Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about his inability
Hey, GO FOR IT! amaze your husband and everyone there, go all out on what you want but do think of your husband too but if you really want something that you like in your special day? why not? I would, I love rent too. I like the guy/girl who's name is.......crud can't think but she's a cross dresser and she dies, I TOTALLY cried! and I just LOVE that show/movie.. but anyway....I would go for it no matter who doesn't like it. It's your day not there's besides your husband. So I really hope that helps and a BIG CONGRATS on your engagement and I know your wedding will be perfect, no matter what song you choose....good luck and god bless....
Why doesn't this story about Michael Jackson surprise me?
Here's a shocking bit of news that I'm surprised you didn't read on Ripley's Believe It or Not! Turns out Michael Jackson has a ton of sculpted statues of little boys in his Neverland Mansion. They were discovered in a list of items currently being auctioned off which the King of Pop tried to keep off the public records. Whoops. TMZ reports:

Here's a sample of some of the various works of art on the 2,952 item list: "boy with accordion," "boy sitting on bricks," "boy w/ baton and hat w/ feathers," "two boys on swing bar," "two boys with ladder," "boys sleeping on bench," " boys milking goat," "boy on a toy car with girl," "boy pulling, 2 boys on a bike," "boy lifting girl," "2 boys sitting on a sunflower," "little boy with turquoise overalls on a stand," "bronze boy and girl hugging," "bronze boy carrying a fruit basket," "boys catching fish." And it goes on and on and on and on ....
Jacko also has an item described as "guy's upper body mannequin." In fact, he has two of those.

Okay, is anyone really surprised by this? It's like finding out Britney Spears has a full-service Starbucks under her bed, Kim Kardashian owns a girdle designed by NASA or Spencer Pratt has a hand-crafted collection of porcelain dildos. Some things are just a given.
He has a little boy fetish

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